BARACK OBAMA RAMA! MAMA, DALI LAMA, etc.

The election of Barack Obama is pretty fuckin' sweet. Nobody's complaining about the new handsome, cigarette-smokin, Black man in the Oval Office. For those of us under 25, for our entire youth we have seen nothing but absolute bullshit south of the border.
For what seems like eternity, old White guys like Dick Cheney, rich as hell from black Texas gold, who galavant around rural Texas with shotguns shooting their friends in the face when they mistake them for birds on hunting trips, have made all the most important political decisions in the Western hemisphere. It's high time for change.
A Black man in the White House. Sounds so much better than a White man in the White House.
Let's take time to think of what this means for the world. Especially African-Americans. Barack Obama has grabbed history by the balls and made his face as commonplace as Che or Chairman Mao.
Let's not forget that every time he opens his mouth he says everything every half-intelligent American has wanted to hear for the last 8 years of not seeing the truth in anything in America for all the pubic hair, or Bush, if you will.
For Canadians, this means Steve Harper's teacher, inspiration, and possible friend with benefits won't be around to direct the choir of destruction and lies those two have composed in North America lately.
Obama is likable, he is damn likable, it's really hard not to like a guy running for the most powerful position on the globe, who is honest enough to flat out say he smoked weed often when he was young. Even Bill Clinton said he didn't inhale, that might be because he was still out of breath from doing Monica all night.
Congratulations America, you just might get your reputation laid again at UN Conventions, for one reason. Land of the free, you have trimmed your huge dirty, dumbass, Bush. Let your balls be free!!!!